We try to keep things as simple for you as possible. We're not Micro$oft or the Inland Revenue, so we have no need to confuse you with jargon.

We promise to send our stuff out to you as soon as humanly possible after you make an order. This means you'll probably get your stuff within a week.

If you want to return anything after you receive it, that's not a problem... but please make sure that any returns haven't been broken, damaged, trampled, or used in any kind of lewd act.
If you could let us know within 7 days that you intend to return your item, it'll save us a lot of hassle.

We don't pass on your details to any third party.
If you make an order, we'll assume you like our stuff and we may send you an email every now and again to let you know when we've made some new stuff we think you'll like... but if you'd rather not hear from us, you'll be able to click a button and let us know.
We don't use any of those nasty 'cookie' things you may have read about... because we got hungry and ate them all.